1/31/13

Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.~~Homer Simpson

1/30/13

Power outages would take on a whole new misery if toilets were electric-powered.

1/29/13

It seems much more common to get unseasonably warm weather in the winter than unseasonably cold weather in the summer.

1/28/13

What good do undercover police really have on preventing people from speeding?

1/27/13

For every legal document you have to sign in your lifetime, you can bet there was a lawsuit at some point that made that document necessary.

1/26/13

Chocolate milk is just as effective for recovery after exercise as Gatorade or other sports drinks.

1/25/13

How many years are we from DVDs and BluRays going away and movies becoming nothing but files to download or stream online?

1/24/13

Dachshunds (weiner dogs) were first bred to fight badgers in their dens.

1/23/13

When driving along the interstate your view can often be completely transformed when the trees have no leaves.

1/22/13

Preparing yourself to step out into 10 degree weather is like preparing to get punched in the face.

1/21/13

In reality, all an autograph amounts to is defacing an object to somehow make it more valuable.

1/20/13

In a lifetime, the human body produces enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.

1/19/13

Have you ever been lost, and your first instinct is to turn the volume down on the radio?

1/18/13

Wouldn't it be nice if all highway entrance ramps could be downhill and all exit ramps could be up hill?

1/17/13

In all of human history, air pollution has only been a serious problem for about 250 years.

1/16/13

The McRib was invented in 1979 because McDonalds couldn't produce enough chicken nuggets to keep up with demand.

1/15/13

Next time you're driving around town at 3am look at the other cars on the road and wonder why THEY are driving around town at 3 a.m.

1/14/13

Road construction zones are major inconvenience, but at least the end result is usually a nice improvement.

1/13/13

The Rubik's Cube is the top selling toy of all time.

1/12/13

While this is a wide range, depending on your shower head, the average 10 minute shower uses 25-80 gallons of water.

1/11/13

There are currently 41 states in the U.S experiencing significant outbreaks of the flu.

1/10/13

There can't be too many foods that are sold in more different shapes than cheese.

1/9/13

In case anyone was wondering Taco Bell will be rolling out breakfast nationwide in 2014. Right now they're testing the markets out west and in Dayton, Ohio.

1/8/13

I honestly found it depressing when I saw that the "0 Road Fatalities in 2013" sign on the interstate got changed yesterday. Whoever had the bright idea to post signs counting road fatalities is a bit too morbid for me.

1/7/13

Next time you open any box of food, keep in mind that someone probably got paid good money to design that box. I wonder what that person's job title is.

1/6/13

In the United States you consume about 1/10 of a calorie when licking a postage stamp. Licking a postage stamp in Great Britain contains 5.9 calories.

1/5/13

It may just be me, but it seems that the sound of the car alarm is one that is slowly disappearing from our society.

1/4/13

This will be a recurring theme, Phrases That Need to Go Away-
"New Year, New You!"

1/3/13

Without having to think too hard, I can rate the months of the year from 1-12, favorite to least favorite. January is a very easy 12 on that list as my least favorite. How about you?

1/2/13

It's New Year's resolution day. Time for people to pack gyms, walking trails and dieticians. For those of you workout year round, you may want to exercise somewhere else for the next few weeks to avoid the crowds. You should be good by February 1.

1/1/13

New Years Resolution statistics: roughly 62% of people in the US make New Years resolutions. About 8% of those succeed. And about 24% of Americans have NEVER succeeded in achieving their New Year's resolution.